Zigwegten is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing naga.

Zigwegten created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigwegten, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigwegten, she will torture you forever.

Zigwegten's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zigwegten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing violet dresses and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always obey Zigwegten's priests.