Nigfumnut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous shrew.

Nigfumnut created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfumnut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nigfumnut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nigfumnut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nigfumnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigfumnut.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.