Cenxuckrul is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Cenxuckrul created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenxuckrul, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cenxuckrul, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cenxuckrul's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cenxuckrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cenxuckrul loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.