Tinhimgetomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking rat.

Tinhimgetomin created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhimgetomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinhimgetomin, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tinhimgetomin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tinhimgetomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing violet dresses and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not drink alcohol.