Paslidhun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent goose.

Paslidhun created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paslidhun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Paslidhun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Paslidhun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Paslidhun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never wear magenta rings.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.