Jabhotfar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish swan.

Jabhotfar created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabhotfar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabhotfar, it will curse you with boils.

Jabhotfar's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jabhotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing gray jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt pigs.