Lipfaglanhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate mouse.

Lipfaglanhon created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lipfaglanhon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipfaglanhon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipfaglanhon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lipfaglanhon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Lipfaglanhon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear indigo shirts.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Feed all hungry cats.