Fethitster is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident chicken.

Fethitster created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fethitster, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fethitster, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fethitster's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fethitster's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about galaxies.