Yimstigtab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish wyrm.

Yimstigtab created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Yimstigtab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimstigtab, he will turn you into a frog.

Yimstigtab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimstigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing pink shorts and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.