Quimcunvil is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witless duck.

Quimcunvil created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcunvil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimcunvil, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quimcunvil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Quimcunvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three capybaras approach from the west.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.