Libminfob Jigveglog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident centaur.

Libminfob Jigveglog created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libminfob Jigveglog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libminfob Jigveglog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Libminfob Jigveglog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Libminfob Jigveglog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Always help sick manatees.