Cibpigcud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous camel.

Cibpigcud created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibpigcud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibpigcud, he will turn you into a tree.

Cibpigcud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cibpigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cibpigcud.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your head yellow.