Tigsatflow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able mongoose.

Tigsatflow created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigsatflow, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigsatflow, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tigsatflow's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tigsatflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Never leap in the presence of foxes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not take Tigsatflow's name in vain.