Gomcenveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest mouse.

Gomcenveen created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomcenveen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gomcenveen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gomcenveen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gomcenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gomcenveen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.