Kenlidtad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful octopus.

Kenlidtad created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlidtad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenlidtad, it will turn you into a rat.

Kenlidtad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kenlidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing purple corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Kenlidtad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your chest.