Mifhatvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane swallow.

Mifhatvog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifhatvog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mifhatvog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mifhatvog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mifhatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if nine dolphins approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mifhatvog.

5. Put Mifhatvog first in all things.