Abdav is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented manatee.

Abdav created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Abdav, he will be very sad.

Abdav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Abdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near manatees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Retreat if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.