Milbitpophasdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive cat.

Milbitpophasdoss created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbitpophasdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milbitpophasdoss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Milbitpophasdoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Milbitpophasdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Always obey Milbitpophasdoss' priests.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.