Dadcarmon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud slug.

Dadcarmon created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcarmon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadcarmon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dadcarmon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dadcarmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not take Dadcarmon's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.