Stafrenflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous capybara.

Stafrenflig created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafrenflig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stafrenflig, she will turn you into a duck.

Stafrenflig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Stafrenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Stafrenflig loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.