Milponfet Poggandan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient mink.

Milponfet Poggandan created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milponfet Poggandan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Milponfet Poggandan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Milponfet Poggandan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Milponfet Poggandan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not jump in public.