Stiklegmis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless wyvern.

Stiklegmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklegmis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stiklegmis, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stiklegmis' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stiklegmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Stiklegmis loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.

5. Always help porpoises.