Kentagflag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Kentagflag created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentagflag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kentagflag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kentagflag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kentagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must love Kentagflag.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Never talk about special relativity near bats while wearing blue corsets.