Artnarlpinliphadfobbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow finch.

Artnarlpinliphadfobbod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Artnarlpinliphadfobbod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artnarlpinliphadfobbod, he will torture you forever.

Artnarlpinliphadfobbod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Artnarlpinliphadfobbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artnarlpinliphadfobbod.

4. Artnarlpinliphadfobbod loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never sprint in holy places.