Witsaggut Tafteenquat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered lizard.

Witsaggut Tafteenquat created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Witsaggut Tafteenquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Witsaggut Tafteenquat, it will not invite you to parties.

Witsaggut Tafteenquat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Witsaggut Tafteenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if five pigs approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.