Veggargud is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring bee.

Veggargud created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Veggargud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veggargud, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Veggargud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Veggargud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Worship no other gods but Veggargud.