Fencityam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm crane.

Fencityam created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fencityam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fencityam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fencityam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fencityam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Always help seals.