Wanjarnmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing tortoise.

Wanjarnmat created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanjarnmat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wanjarnmat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wanjarnmat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wanjarnmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about planets.