Jadarmbin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective mouse.

Jadarmbin created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadarmbin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadarmbin, she will cry a lot.

Jadarmbin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Jadarmbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jadarmbin on top of all buildings.

4. Never hop in the presence of mites.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.