Gutpadbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring horse.

Gutpadbell created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutpadbell, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutpadbell, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gutpadbell's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gutpadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.