Pinmilnart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective goat.

Pinmilnart created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinmilnart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinmilnart, it will turn you into a rock.

Pinmilnart's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pinmilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Pinmilnart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never eat carrots.