Bodfomaf Xenwaddab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent beaver.

Bodfomaf Xenwaddab created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfomaf Xenwaddab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodfomaf Xenwaddab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bodfomaf Xenwaddab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bodfomaf Xenwaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never bounce near horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.