Dosswiplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying dove.

Dosswiplarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosswiplarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dosswiplarn, he will cry a lot.

Dosswiplarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dosswiplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing coats.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.