Abbedzakmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody dove.

Abbedzakmob created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbedzakmob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abbedzakmob, it will ignore you.

Abbedzakmob's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Abbedzakmob's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sit in the presence of snails.

5. Do not stand on grass.