Flagtarptar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud dolphin.

Flagtarptar created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagtarptar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagtarptar, he will not invite you to parties.

Flagtarptar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flagtarptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed onions to voles while wearing coats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flagtarptar.

4. Run away if six nematodes approach from the west.

5. Always take life seriously.