Sadgannurtdun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless wasp.

Sadgannurtdun created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadgannurtdun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadgannurtdun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sadgannurtdun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sadgannurtdun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sadgannurtdun.

2. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.