Himbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak lion.

Himbog created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Himbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Himbog, it will remove you from existence.

Himbog's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Himbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Himbog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.