Bemtifrul is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise naga.

Bemtifrul created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemtifrul, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bemtifrul, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bemtifrul's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bemtifrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Bemtifrul on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.