Negtafmigloop is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair hyena.

Negtafmigloop created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negtafmigloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Negtafmigloop, it will have a low opinion of you.

Negtafmigloop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Negtafmigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing red dresses.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Negtafmigloop.