Yattrawpangam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring turtle.

Yattrawpangam created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrawpangam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattrawpangam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yattrawpangam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yattrawpangam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.