Zanvegdit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless pigeon.

Zanvegdit created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zanvegdit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zanvegdit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zanvegdit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zanvegdit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Zanvegdit loves seals, so they must be honoured.