Dubbegfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless alligator.

Dubbegfly created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dubbegfly, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dubbegfly, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dubbegfly's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dubbegfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.