Benortdonlarpvon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil slug.

Benortdonlarpvon created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benortdonlarpvon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Benortdonlarpvon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Benortdonlarpvon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Benortdonlarpvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to shrews while wearing red stockings.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.