Sagfaslig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish mole.

Sagfaslig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sagfaslig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagfaslig, she will strike you with lightening.

Sagfaslig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sagfaslig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Sagfaslig must be the most important thing in your life.