Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, smart dog.

Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Villooplegdudfemquart Ligdunbadfarnbinflyvinben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your feet.