Panbomrat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying gerbil.

Panbomrat created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbomrat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panbomrat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Panbomrat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Panbomrat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Panbomrat's priests.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.