Gigsandcab Bosstigban is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying whale.

Gigsandcab Bosstigban created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigsandcab Bosstigban, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigsandcab Bosstigban, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gigsandcab Bosstigban's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gigsandcab Bosstigban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Hide from yellow rats for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.