Wiploopbig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy hare.

Wiploopbig created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wiploopbig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wiploopbig, it will turn you into a mole.

Wiploopbig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wiploopbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet jumpers.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.