Nutbossvinhug is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, proud dove.

Nutbossvinhug created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbossvinhug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nutbossvinhug, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nutbossvinhug's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nutbossvinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the west.

5. Never mention hamsters.