Linyogstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust armadillo.

Linyogstik created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Linyogstik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Linyogstik, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Linyogstik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Linyogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always wear mauve.